May 2013
639 posts
haemus:
skittlesndrpepper:
craigmothertucker:
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
servant-of-the-earth:
sandandglass:
My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me
This is the most accurate thing ever.
canadumb:
thinsiqnificant:
canadumb:
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
damnnlyssa:
mojosodope178:
50*
500
ju-ke:
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
breadstiks:
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
everyones-an-asshole:
milfoftheyear:
when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
Someone get Sam, we found it!
vogue-wars:
“you’re just missing a concert” they said
“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said
“it’s just a band” they said
“what are you doing with that axe” they said
thearchangeltrickster:
timelordassbutt-from221b:
jumpushfall:
grapefruitshampoo:
I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom
and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom
do you feel me?
i taste you
we always end up here dont we
pityreblogs:
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
fffcuk:
being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
funasshi:
spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs:
funasshi:
townsvillain:
preshiram:
why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that...
tentacruels:
On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful
londongrimshaw:
[falls in the shower] parkour
doncastrate:
there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me
